Georgia, the Country

I don't know why, but that whole war in Georgia thing caught me totally off guard. I guess I didn't remember that there was war still out there. I mean, I remember that there's a war that we are fighting in the middle east, but I guess I just assumed that everything else everywhere else was fine, and that one part of the world was a little messed up but everything else was ok. What happened with that war anyway?

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

Gosh, remember Jack Handey and all his Deep Thoughts? He used to be the shit.

Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a different 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Jon and the Rat Banjo Band

I can't wait until I see Colleen Clark again. She is so going to be famous.

In case you don't know her, because I can almost guarantee right now that you don't, take note, because soon you will know her. And I don't want to say "I told you so" although I really don't mind doing that.

To get your heart racing, here's a little ditty.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/Colleen-Clark/30531773189

And my faith in humanity is again restored...

Christian Bale will not face charges over alleged assault
Dark Knight star to avoid charges after Crown Prosecution Service finds 'insufficient evidence' to lead to prospect of conviction

It's been about a year since my last post, so time to get a move on...

Blogging is like the diary that you resolve to come back to every New Year. Although, for most people, it is actually less than a real year. Not for me. No sir. I like to keep things boringly monotonous for about a year, leave my blog alone for about another year, and then pretend like I really know what I'm doing this time around. But don't worry, this time it's going to be all fun and several games.