I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

Gosh, remember Jack Handey and all his Deep Thoughts? He used to be the shit.

Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a different 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."