Gimme this, this, and this...

...I am so into making lists right now. It's a) fun, b) educational and informational, and c) easy. It's like multiple choice for your life but no answer is ever wrong. It's always d) all of the above.

So today's list...drum roll please...

Illnesses I Know I Don't Have
1. Ruptured Spleen
2. Meningitis
3. Syringomyelia
4. Menopause
5. Infidelity (Totally a disease...that I don't have...right now)
6. Flavia


But what do I have? Well your guess is as good as mine, and it's driving me nuts.